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76 lines
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__________. High five, bro.
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TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
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It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
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In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
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Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
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What did I bring back from Mexico?
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__________? There's an app for that.
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Betcha can't have just one!
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What's my anti-drug?
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While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
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In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
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What's my secret power?
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What's the new fad diet?
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What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
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How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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What's the crustiest?
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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
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After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
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Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
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What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
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White people like __________.
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Why do I hurt all over?
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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
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The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
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What's a girl's best friend?
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I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
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When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
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What are my parents hiding from me?
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What never fails to liven up the party?
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What gets better with age?
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__________: good to the last drop.
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I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
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It's a trap!
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
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What's the most emo?
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During sex, I like to think about __________.
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What ended my last relationship?
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What's that sound?
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__________. That's how I want to die.
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Why am I sticky?
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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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What's there a ton of in heaven?
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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
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What will always get you laid?
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__________: kid tested, mother approved.
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Why can't I sleep at night?
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What's that smell?
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What helps Obama unwind?
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This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
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Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
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Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to __________.
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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
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In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
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War! What is it good for?
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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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What do old people smell like?
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Sorry everyone, I just __________.
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Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
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The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
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What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
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What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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I drink to forget __________. |