diff --git a/asm/non_matching/kid/sub_08062634.inc b/asm/non_matching/kid/sub_08062634.inc
deleted file mode 100644
index 2c665de5..00000000
--- a/asm/non_matching/kid/sub_08062634.inc
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,22 +0,0 @@
-    .syntax unified
-    .text
-
-	push {r4, r5, lr}
-	adds r5, r0, #0
-	ldrb r4, [r5, #0xb]
-	bl Random
-	movs r1, #1
-	ands r1, r0
-	ldr r0, _08062658 @ =gUnk_0810BDE8
-	lsls r1, r1, #1
-	lsls r4, r4, #2
-	adds r1, r1, r4
-	adds r1, r1, r0
-	ldrh r0, [r1]
-	adds r1, r5, #0
-	bl MessageNoOverlap
-	pop {r4, r5, pc}
-	.align 2, 0
-_08062658: .4byte gUnk_0810BDE8
-
-    .syntax divided
diff --git a/src/npc/kid.c b/src/npc/kid.c
index 18f9bb7d..9b116b0a 100644
--- a/src/npc/kid.c
+++ b/src/npc/kid.c
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ typedef struct {
     u8 unk_7;
 } KidHeap;
 
-extern u16 gUnk_0810BDE8[];
+extern u16 gUnk_0810BDE8[][2];
 
 extern Dialog gUnk_0810BE10[];
 
@@ -193,12 +193,11 @@ NONMATCH("asm/non_matching/kid/sub_0806252C.inc", void sub_0806252C(Entity* this
 }
 END_NONMATCH
 
-NONMATCH("asm/non_matching/kid/sub_08062634.inc", void sub_08062634(Entity* this)) {
+void sub_08062634(Entity* this) {
     u32 a = this->type2;
     u32 b = (Random() & 1);
-    MessageNoOverlap(*((u16*)gUnk_0810BDE8 + b + a * 2), this);
+    MessageNoOverlap(gUnk_0810BDE8[a][b], this);
 }
-END_NONMATCH
 
 NONMATCH("asm/non_matching/kid/sub_0806265C.inc", void sub_0806265C(Entity* this, ScriptExecutionContext* context)) {
     if (gSave.global_progress == 0) {