diff --git a/assets/assets.json b/assets/assets.json
index ecb9f510..50118494 100644
--- a/assets/assets.json
+++ b/assets/assets.json
@@ -43044,16 +43044,6 @@
     "size": 27,
     "type": "animation"
   },
-  {
-    "path": "swordsmanNewsletter/gUnk_081228A8.bin",
-    "start": 1190056,
-    "size": 8
-  },
-  {
-    "path": "swordsmanNewsletter/gUnk_081228B8.bin",
-    "start": 1190072,
-    "size": 16
-  },
   {
     "path": "animations/gSpriteAnimations_Object64_0.bin",
     "start": 1190252,
diff --git a/data/const/object/swordsmanNewsletter.s b/data/const/object/swordsmanNewsletter.s
deleted file mode 100644
index 2040cdfd..00000000
--- a/data/const/object/swordsmanNewsletter.s
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,15 +0,0 @@
-	.include "asm/macros.inc"
-	.include "constants/constants.inc"
-
-	.section .rodata
-    .align 2
-
-gUnk_081228A8:: @ 081228A8
-	.incbin "swordsmanNewsletter/gUnk_081228A8.bin"
-
-gUnk_081228B0:: @ 081228B0
-	.4byte sub_080933D8
-	.4byte sub_080933FC
-
-gUnk_081228B8:: @ 081228B8
-	.incbin "swordsmanNewsletter/gUnk_081228B8.bin"
diff --git a/linker.ld b/linker.ld
index 93613e76..68c8e5b3 100644
--- a/linker.ld
+++ b/linker.ld
@@ -1451,7 +1451,7 @@ SECTIONS {
         src/object/whirlwind.o(.rodata);
         data/animations/object/whirlwind.o(.rodata);
         src/object/objectBlockingStairs.o(.rodata);
-        data/const/object/swordsmanNewsletter.o(.rodata);
+        src/object/swordsmanNewsletter.o(.rodata);
         src/object/object61.o(.rodata);
         src/object/giantTwig.o(.rodata);
         src/object/object63.o(.rodata);
diff --git a/src/object/swordsmanNewsletter.c b/src/object/swordsmanNewsletter.c
index d71fd1f8..344ea110 100644
--- a/src/object/swordsmanNewsletter.c
+++ b/src/object/swordsmanNewsletter.c
@@ -3,27 +3,33 @@
 #include "message.h"
 
 extern void sub_080787B4(Entity*);
+void sub_080933D8(Entity*);
+void sub_080933FC(Entity*);
 
-extern void (*const gUnk_081228B0[])(Entity*);
-
-extern Hitbox gUnk_081228A8;
-extern u16 gUnk_081228B8[];
+static const Hitbox gUnk_081228A8 = { 0, 0, {}, 6, 8 };
 
 void SwordsmanNewsletter(Entity* this) {
-    gUnk_081228B0[this->action](this);
+    static void (*const actionFuncs[])(Entity*) = {
+        sub_080933D8,
+        sub_080933FC,
+    };
+    actionFuncs[this->action](this);
 }
 
 void sub_080933D8(Entity* this) {
     this->action = 1;
     this->frameIndex = this->type;
     UpdateSpriteForCollisionLayer(this);
-    this->hitbox = &gUnk_081228A8;
+    this->hitbox = (Hitbox*)&gUnk_081228A8;
     sub_080787B4(this);
 }
 
 void sub_080933FC(Entity* this) {
+    static const u16 messageIndices[] = {
+        0x301, 0x302, 0x303, 0x304, 0x305, 0x306, 0x307, 0x308,
+    };
     if (this->interactType != 0) {
         this->interactType = 0;
-        MessageNoOverlap(gUnk_081228B8[this->type], this);
+        MessageNoOverlap(messageIndices[this->type], this);
     }
 }