diff --git a/asm/non_matching/syrup/sub_0806A26C.inc b/asm/non_matching/syrup/sub_0806A26C.inc
deleted file mode 100644
index c403f1f1..00000000
--- a/asm/non_matching/syrup/sub_0806A26C.inc
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,43 +0,0 @@
-	.include "asm/macros.inc"
-
-	.include "constants/constants.inc"
-
-	.syntax unified
-
-	.text
-
-	push {r4, r5, lr}
-	adds r5, r0, #0
-	movs r0, #0xf
-	movs r1, #0x2f
-	movs r2, #0
-	bl CreateObject
-	adds r4, r0, #0
-	cmp r4, #0
-	beq _0806A2AE
-	adds r0, r5, #0
-	adds r1, r4, #0
-	bl PositionEntityOnTop
-	bl Random
-	adds r5, r0, #0
-	ldr r2, _0806A2B0 @ =gUnk_081121DC
-	movs r1, #7
-	ands r0, r1
-	adds r0, r0, r2
-	ldrb r0, [r0]
-	adds r3, r4, #0
-	adds r3, #0x62
-	strb r0, [r3]
-	lsrs r0, r5, #8
-	ands r0, r1
-	adds r0, r0, r2
-	ldrb r0, [r0]
-	subs r0, #8
-	adds r1, r4, #0
-	adds r1, #0x63
-	strb r0, [r1]
-_0806A2AE:
-	pop {r4, r5, pc}
-	.align 2, 0
-_0806A2B0: .4byte gUnk_081121DC
-    .syntax divided
diff --git a/src/npc/syrup.c b/src/npc/syrup.c
index 003b60cb..d1535e72 100644
--- a/src/npc/syrup.c
+++ b/src/npc/syrup.c
@@ -41,20 +41,21 @@ void sub_0806A234(Entity* this) {
 
 extern u8 gUnk_081121DC[];
 
-NONMATCH("asm/non_matching/syrup/sub_0806A26C.inc", void sub_0806A26C(Entity* this)) {
+void sub_0806A26C(Entity* this) {
     u8 unk;
-    u32 uVar2;
+    u8* ptr;
+    u32 uVar2, uVar1;
     Entity* pEVar1;
     pEVar1 = CreateObject(SPECIAL_FX, 0x2f, 0);
     if (pEVar1 != NULL) {
         PositionEntityOnTop(this, pEVar1);
-        if (uVar2 = Random(), uVar2) {
-            unk = -unk; // wtf?!
-        }
-        pEVar1->spriteOffsetX = (u8)gUnk_081121DC[uVar2 & 7];
-        pEVar1->spriteOffsetY = (u8)gUnk_081121DC[(uVar2 / 256) & 7] - 8;
+        uVar2 = uVar1 = Random();
+        ptr = gUnk_081121DC;
+        pEVar1->spriteOffsetX = (u8)ptr[uVar2 & 7];
+        uVar1 /= 256;
+        uVar1 &= 7;
+        pEVar1->spriteOffsetY = (u8)ptr[uVar1] - 8;
     }
 }
-END_NONMATCH
 
 ASM_FUNC("asm/non_matching/syrup/Syrup_Head.inc", void Syrup_Head(Entity* this))